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Play over 800 tracks from all the Best of Neil CDs! Plus some Rick & Suds! 

Best of Neil Rogers 1987-1988

Be True to Your Shule – Rasta Jew – Fairfax Avenue – The Yiddish People – Noshville’s Greatest Hits – Runaround Jew – Matzo Man – Would You Believe It – Hallandale and Key West Vice – Wasting Away in Hallandale – Michael Jackson Glove – Die in Florida – Protect Condoms – A Song for Hallandale – The I-95 Song – It’s a Good Time For the Great Taste – Boys Want Sex in the Morning – Penis Envy – Neil Rogers the Rock n Roll Monster – Stan Don Jr ID – Neil Wakes Me Up – Neil Rogers Disease – Young Neil – It’s in the Herald – Jamie and Marci – Espanole Drops – Bird School of Broadcasting – Glen Hill Disease – Joey Reynolds Song – Stan Major Song – Hope You Beat Me in the Ratings – He’s the First Kid WZTA – Neil in the Morning – Way Down on the Miami River – Barry, Phil, and Whitney Bits – Moonlighting – Elvis’s Christmas Message – The Elvis Tapes – Elanon – Wheel of Fortune – Stevie Nicks What the Hell is She Saying – Tammy Faye Bakker – Barry 1st Wimp – Pushin’ – My Boyfriend’s Back – Davey Vice – B.C.C. ID

Best of Neil Rogers 1989

I-95 Song – Sock Hop at the Synagogue – It might not be as bad… – Casey Kasem’s Radio Meltdown – You’re a Bastard – Santaria’s Coming to Town – They Don’t Come, Any Better Than Neil Rogers – Loan Me $50 – Protect Condoms – Neil Roger’s Disease – This is the most disgusting – Blue Hair Over America Tour – Same Old Belching – Mike Tyson PSA – Where’s My Soup – Ballad of Neil – I Have No Life – Another Day in Paradise

Best of Neil Rogers 1990

Neil Intro – I-95 Song (Asshole Song) – Earl Streitz’s Conversations – K.C. Kissem Bottom 40 – It’s Big Neil, Bigger than Both Of Us! – Freedom’s Dead – I Hate the Bird Promo – Salespeople Are Ice-Holes – Fart Version – Spit Sound Effect – I Don’t Do My Job as Well When I’m Constipated – Old Farts in the Condo – Oh Me a Honkey – Kick Your Teeth In – Alex Goes Nuts – Alex Sings – Your an Idiot + I’m Dying Over Here – Cubs Are Jewish – What the Hell Do You Want – Johnny Dark Jingle – Johnny Dark’s Disease – My Wife Left Town With a Banana – Language Lab (Greek) – Old Time Iraq and Roll – Stereos and Such – It’s a Good Time for the Great Taste – Sometimes I Feel – Heavy Metal Version – Mike Jackson Speaks – The Ballad of Neil – Blue Hair Over America Tour – I’m Dying Over Here – She Riff Nick – They So Dirty – Dick Fatherly Speaks – The Pope Smokes Dope – My Name is Pancho – No Hair Man – The Hemorrhoid Song – Hey Hey It’s Fat Rich – Around The World With Neil – We Are All Just People – FCC Song – Neil Exit

Best of Neil Rogers 1991

Intro – Jump Off The George Washington Bridge – Chutzbah – Phone Lines – Pull My Finger – Pee Wee Herman – I Did That – Pee Wee Herman – I’m Choking the Chicken Over Here – I-95 Orgasm – Hold Me, Touch Me – Driving Home-1 – Driving Home-2 – Uncle Ted’s Excellent Adventure – I Use my Wealth – So Hard – Rick Sanchez Sings – Unlucky – Rick’s World – I Have No Life – Feed Sally Struthers – Marching – Beat Saddam – The Iraqi and Bullwinkle Show – You’re The Best – I Want The World – G. Gordon Liddy – Dog Scooting – The Magic Bud – I’m Dying Over Here – Who’s A Jew? – Clarence Thomas – Its Moving – Recession – Honkey – No More Sucking, Please – I-95 (Asshole Song) – Goodbye

Unnbelievable Best of Neil Rogers 1992

In The Beginning – Tunin’ Out – Dwayne Stomp’s Don’t Do Drugs PSA – Oh Spam For Lunch – Wastin Away Again In Good Old Hallandale – Eight Times A Day – Play Anything Bird – Dirty Harry Carey – Jock Socks – Young Neil – Feed Sally Struthers PSA – Freedom’s Dead – What Is Pudge ? – Flintstone Vitamins . . . a.k.a. Eat Your Fred – My Aching Body – Sitting On A Bench In Delray – Circum-Size – The Chronic From Lutz – Air It Extra Dry Sports Scent – Green Teeth PSA – Sum Young Guy – The Bridge Tenders – O.S.I. Monda – Cafeteria Santeria In Hialeah – Anchor With A Whip – Cats In Crisco – Prune Tang – Levi’s 911’s – Clean Plate Notification Bureau PSA – They Old They Cheap And They Ugly – Daniel Quayle Was A Man – Axel Schwarzenegger – Play Mouth Guitar – Rick’s World – I Wanna Kiss Her – Talk Dirty To Bullwinkle – It’s In The Herald – The Night Dan Quayle Watched Murphy Brown – Trump Condoms – Belchin’ Godfather Theme

Best of Neil Rogers 1993

Sodomy – Mets Slide Story – Pus Palace – Sharon Stone – If I Farted In Heaven – While Your Window Is Open – Almost A Woman To Me – It’s Sixteen – Cover Of Vanity Fair – Best Of Meals – Tommy – Rick Riley Stole My Briefcase – Rick Riley Song – Walk Away Renee – Preparation Rush – Bald Spot – Bald Spot Call/King – Lowe Blow – Bitchy Woman – My Wife Left Town With Hank Goldberg – Joey’s Days Are Done – Jim Baker’s In Jail – Jack-In-The-Box – Crazy Casem #2 – He’s Just Andrew Dice – Dream On Randi – Madonna-Pull My Finger – Blob L – Bob Lassiter Disease – Dangerous Lesions – STD Pick It Up Bouquet – Start The Obscenity – That’s Just Great Radio – Horny Kennedy Guys – I Found Jesus – It’s Only David Bowie – Judging You – Lenny’s – Ears Like That – Richard Gere

Neil Rogers Unplugged 1993

007 Douche – Bush Cologne – Soloflex – How Long Is Mike Tyson’s Schlong – Trouser Trout – Play Sitar – Pet Names For Genitalia – Headboard Helmet – Condom Tester – Jim Crotchie’s Greatest Hits – Leona Helmsley Tampon – Talk Sex Month – Too Small – Joey Butafuco – Buttman – Phallic-Flavored Condoms – Sultans – The Pickle – Indy 500 Condoms – Get You Laid – Enlarge Your Sex Organs – National Pet Week – Sin-O-Plex – Dura-Screw – Solo-Sex – Dickens Cider – Billary Hillbillies – Car Peter – Buttman II – Madonna’s Favorite Things – Slope – Get Off The Highway – Upper Thighmaster – Miracle Grow – Lick Bush – Snoopy’s Penis – Howard Sperm – Depends – Can’t Flush This – Woodies In Memphis – Father Laine

Best of Neil Rogers 1994

He’s A Weirdo – All In The Family’s 20th Anniversary – Hack The Wife – Bull Dyke Bar – The Lion King – Sieg Huizenga-Huizenga’s Face – Eww Eww Eww Eww – We’re Not Gay – Pay For Whitewater – Take It Sleazy – Bob Barker: You’re Going To Pay – Morning Hair – O.J. Gameboy – The Lyin’ King – Wonder Bra – De-Tooled Again – The Other 911 Call – Homeboy R Dee – Obsessive Love – Friggin’ A – Tonya’s Ice – Gay Square Dance – Michael Jackson Tour – Duracell Man – Kondike Bar – When A Man Loves A Drunken Pig – Little Rock – Jennifer Capriati’s Tennis Balls Can Bong – Ass Wipes – Neil and Bob’s Gourmet Ice Cream – Les Beans – Spousal Arousal – Cobain – Ben Dover’s Uranus – Retrial Of Mine – MTI’s Circle Jerk – Whitewater – Tonya’s Silver Hammer – Don’t Forget the Cheese – Fast Response – A-Bomb Fly

Best of Neil Rogers 1995

Neil God – Be Grateful You’re Not Dead Tour – Get A Hooker – National Ice Cream Month – OJ, No Juice – OJ Is Gonna Get Ya (Boca Brian and Annamaria) – Trailer Park Barbie – Ebola – Miracle Grow – Off The Jury – White Man-En Gratis – Mighty Mormon Power Rangers – Mike Tyson’s Back – Crust Toothpaste – Timmy Dean Bagels – Uncle Neil – Scrotum’s – Asshole (Huizenga) – Brian – I Gotcha Down – I Gotta Weez – Joe Pesci – Joe Pesci – Hussein – Gay Ken – Levi’s Duffers – Christ-A-Roni – Treat Your Liver Well – NYPD Blue Christmas – Weuthler’s Originals – The Y – Red Dog Perfume – Six Flushes – BM Baked Beans – Talk To Your Teen About Sex – Fell – Repulsion – Cream of Meat – The Big-B – Castro Get Out of Cuba – Dole Man – Blame it On My Childhood – Gun Cozy – Mike Tyson Rap

Neil Rogers Unplugged 1995

If I Only Had A Penis – Mr. Manly/Masturbation – Heine-Can Beer – Joe Pesci/Tourette’s PSA – Blow Me – Mr. Manly/Promotion – Bubble’s Bubble Bath – House Of Buggerin’ – Mr. Manly/Date With Secretary – Clinton’s Schlong – Tampax/A Perfect Fit – Mr. Manly/Big Sister – Wonder Jock – Conta-Lingus – Mr. Manly/Stunt Woman – Joe Pesci/Sesame Street – Hiney Man Beer – Mr. Manly/New Secretary – Progidy Live/Mr. Willy – Snickers: Hooker – Hugh’s Apology – Mammaries I Desire – Mr. Manly/Listener Mail – Madonna’s Favorite Thing – Wyatt Burp – Mr. Manly/Giving Blood – Mr. Dickhead – Mrs. Clause Cut Off Santa’s Schlong – Mr. Manly/Listener Mail – The Pee Wee Jerk Off – Slope – Mr. Manly/Sports Photographer – One Stroke – Jimmy Dee/Name Changes – Mr. Manly/The Flu – Head and Pelvis Shampoo – Jake Daniel’s Pissin Whiskey – Mr. Manly/Bad Food – Oh What A Dyke

Best of Neil Rogers 1996

How Much For a Hum Job – Frogaine – Wabbit Handcuffs – Foul Mouthed Dolphins – Found a Bloody Glove – Air Jesus Shows – Sgt. Dildo – Girl With Stank Breath – Hooker Bitch Barbie – Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell – Menendez Bros. Prison March – The Clap – Passover 7-11 – Butt-Hey – The Foreskins – Baked Beans – Michael Irvin Football Camp – Robert Dole’s Bum Hand – Joycelin Elders PSA – Two Dickheads for President – Jerry Garcia’s Fish Ash – Robert Dole Loses – Tuna Taco – Dick Between Her Thighs – Extra Wee-Wee – Jimmy Stewart and Catherine Hepburn – Molested By the Preacher Man – Trailer Trash Woman – Hellen Keller Sings the Blues – Pizza Slut – Face Down Barbie – Lever 2003 – The Sodimizer – Sphinchter Mints – These are the Kids – Jesus for Dexedrin – Ted Kazinski – Marv Albert Taking a Dump – Jack in the Box – The Rosie Oh How Boring Show – The Olestra Show – Uterus of Steel Video – Royal Flush – Bodily Functions – Melanoma – It’s OK to be a Homo Magazine – Current Affair/ Brady Bunch – Chinese Restaurant Sale – Snortin’ 8 Balls – What if God Smoked Cannabis? – James and the Giant Penis – The Crap – Beaver Tonight – M n’ Enima

Neil’s Nuggets 1996

Brian Cox is Happy – Foul Mouthed Dolphins – Freeloading Ticket Lady – Larry King Wigs Out – Larry Calls Neil – Come Alot – Scrotum Self Repair – Woodies in Memphis – Brown Finger – Tape For Your Mouth Marge – The Bridge Tender – Young Neil – Littering Asshole – This Station/Marti Gras – Old Kike Lady – Candy Bar – Arison Asshole – Dicks – Chicken Lady – Michael Jackson’s Penis – The Crepetation Contest – The Tree Lady – Robie Rants – M-I-c-k-e-y Arisonovabitch – Symphony of Farts – Anesthesia Guy – Thanks For The Memories – Neil Says The ‘f’ Word And Chris Darden Says The ‘s’ Word

WIODOA: A Bunch of Crap for Fans of Uncle Neil 1997

Promo A – 20 Years in Miami – Pee Wee Xmas Tips – Juan Mendiera – Recovery One – Classical Neil – Station Trading Olymmpix – My Pick-up Truck – Peanut Vendor School – FatherO’Rolly – When I Grow Up – Honey, I Screwed Up – Bust A Moose – Paula Jones – Nightmare Election ’92 – Unplugged Laxative – Old Phone Number – Annamaria – Promo B – Buddy Bud – Marge Schott Xmas – Fidel Goes Down – Yeltsin Travel – W-X-E-Hel – Rick Riley’s John – Harry Karaoke 2000 – Halleluia Wayne – The Sidekicks – Island of Dreams

Best of Neil Rogers 1997-1998 Part 1

Playing Bagpipes – Ebonics Graduate – Ebonics Name Game – Big Black Guy Named Ben – Eisen Car Alarm – Bafangula – Who’s Deck Is Bigger – Cowboy Dick Ice Cream – NBA On NBC – Aikman – Army-Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell – Backstreet Bill – Virgin Mary – Jesus Ditty – Things Kissenger Won’t Say – Diarrhea – Good Ship Amistad – Ganja Be Good – Good Bye Wiod – Paxson Song – Play Sitar – Play With My Schlong – Princess Di Is Gone – Seven Years In My Butt – Titanic Dick – Old Spice Girls – Barney Takes A Dump – Bilingual 60 Minutes – Bing Crosby – Blue Balls – Blue Dress – Mandich Sings Vol. 2 – Sabado Night Cock Fights – Kenny and His Friends – Lewinsky Poetry – Monica, Monica – My Dad Knocked Me Off – Viagra – Watching All The Jews – New Sinatra Compilation – Nine Inch Nails Unplugged – Pamela Lee Breastfeeds

Best of Neil Rogers 1997-1998 Part 2

Al Goldstein V-Mail – Al’s Guide To Dumping – Dade County and  …. – I Am A Cock – Say It – Colonel Glenn – Bring Neil Back – Fly Me To The Morgue – Don’t Wash My Face – Strange Things In My Box – Jamaican Lady – Good-Bye Brian Murray – Mandich – Jorge (X3) Rodriguez – TV Disclaimer – Linda Tripp’s A Fat Pig – Paula Jones Is A… – Little Hoer – Enrique Fan – Morning Wood – Pizza Loft Spot – Nice Kid – Tommy Lasorta – Paradise – George Brett – Saddam Hussein’s A… – Pissed Off and Fired Up – Poop Shootin’ Booty – Wife Problem – Stains – Stern Stern Stern – Wayne Blows – That’s The Way… – Moe Howard Spelling Bee – Suck A Lotta… – Jerry Springer – I Hate QAM – Donald Duck Feels Good – Tallahassee Nazi – Over A Chair – Crucifiction Game – D-I-C-K One – Piss Boner – Good-Bye John Denver – Take That Out Of Me Elmo – My Religion – Genital Warts – Frugal Gourmet

Best of Neil Rogers 1999

Body Augmentation – E-R-E-C-T-I-O-N – My Anus – Handguns – Anti-Snore Gun – Sofa King – The Spy Who Shagged Spock – Underage – If You Had My Butt – Luva-La-Bi-Do-Dent-Over – Bill’s Cigars – Crack City – One Foot In The Grave – Columba – Red Cock Beer – Hey Ricky – I Love The Way You Fart – I Take A Crap – If You Seek Kay – Y2K – Y2K My Ass – Hamilton Burger – I Did Your Wife – Hand Job – Puffy Sucks – Jennifer Lopez’s Buns – JFK Jr – Larry Flint Doll – John John’s Plane – Anal Love – Uterus Guy – Unsent Response – Act Strange – Jigaboo – O Cannabus Anthem – Peepin’ Through The Key Hole – Playing Bag Pipes – Psychic Negro Network – Let’s Pork – We Swear We’re Not Gay

Best of Neil Rogers 2000

Farmer’s Daughter – Little Pink Starfish – Smooth – Clete Taurus – Fistin’ The Night Away – Gay Scouts – Butt Beads – Bi Bi Bi – Abortion Shuffle – Frank And Kathy Lee – Clinton – G.W. Bush – Bush With The Workers – Georgie’s Clean – Bob Dole For E.D. – Sunrise Phases – Frederick’s Of Hollywood, FL – Serving A Lifetime – Juan Miguel and His Lawyer – Sister Jean The Dancin’ Machine – John Rocker Psychiatry – Grandma’s Thirty-Four – Secular Humanist Pig – The Pope Sings – Popemon – The Pope Apologizes – Phoney Holy Born Again – Would You Do It? – Ol’ Time Religion – Rambo 4 and 5 – Ramadon – Fat Chicks – She Only Has One Leg – Father-In-Law – Fargo Phone Scam – Russian Submarine – The Bong Song

Best of Neil Rogers 2001

The Joe And Bo Show – Bo Got The Powah – Blubber Thighs – Racer Joe – Miss Cleo – Fat Girls On A Talk Show – Sister Nappy Hair – Dealer – Tar Baby – Walkin’ Slow – Crow Da Schwo – First Team With Alonzo – Sports Widows – Yenemsvelt School – AT&T Phone Scam – Dick Head Phone Scam – Fruckers James ‘n Jelly – Bobs Corn Hole – Maria’s Taco – Brown’s Tar – Liquor Box – When I Was The President – President Dumbshit – Bush Babbles On – George’s Girls – Fry A Kike – Cheney’s Heart Is Old – Gary Condit Home Search – Reno’s Not Through – Shake Janet Reno – Cock and Mouth Disease – Butt Pirates Of The Caribbean – Find A New Boyfriend – Lasted Long Enough For You – It’s My Wife – Another Baby – Pray I’m Not Pregnant – She Got Knocked Up – Anna Kournikova Tennis Camp – Tent – Hates Vagina – Jerri In Playboy – Homeless Oompas – Monkey Man – Miami Grammys – McGloughlin Group – Refund Check – Stocks Faded – Rolling Stone – Richer – Sorry Michael Jackson – No One Cares

Best of Neil Rogers 2002-2003

Invade My Hole Tonight – I’m A Lesbian – Ben’s My Guy – Mickey and Eisner-New York – Mickey and Eisner-The Practice – Juliane Moore W/ Barbara Walters – Anne Heche W/ Barbara Walters – Tatum O’Neil W/ Barbara Walters – Michael Jackson and Tommy Mottola-Thalia – Sleeping With Michael Jackson – Inside The Behind-Edie Brickell – Inside The Behind-Tommy Tutone – Fat Ass Rosie – Pope-Rah Winfrey – The Dr. Phil Show – Cock Week – Fugital – Famous Anus Expansion Cream – Mom’s Pie – Church PSA – Thports! – Darryl Strawberry In Rehab – Miami Dolphins – Moe Howard In Oz – Ginger and Moe Gay Union – Jizz Guzzlin’ Gays – Poiple Veins – R. Kelly-I’m A Big Pedophile – Shakira Sings Other People’s Hits – Kidz Bop Classics – My Name Is Hy – Up Dog – Tow Yard Complaint – If You Cannot Find Osama, Bomb Iraq – Homeland Security PSA – Liberal Media – Fixin’ To Die In Iraq – War News – Fox New Heather – Ari Is A Fairy – Anne Coulter – What Rumsfeld Knows – Condi Revisited – We’ll Meet Again – Nazi Mother Fuckers – Wal-Mart – Weapons Of Mass Destruction – Let’s Rape Moe

Neil Rogers Presents: ‘Bout 30 Man! 2006

TV Disclaimer – Young Neil – Old Neil – The Bridgetender – Brian Cox is Happy – Foul Mouthed Dolphins – Kiss Her Butt – Dwayne Stomp PSA – Head and Pelvis Shampoo – Jamaican Lady – Axel Schwartzenegger – Larry King Wigs Out – Sittin’ On a Bench in Delray – Big Black Guy Named Ben – Ebonics Graduate – Conta-Lingus – M’n Enema – Chia Twat – Cowboy Dick’s Ice Cream – The Moe The Doi The Geldy – Puffy on The Millionaire Show – Dicken’s Cider – F U Merka – Freeloading Ticket Lady – Donald Duck Hand-Job – FCC Indecency Song – Clinton’s Schlong – I Hate QAM – Heine-Can Beer – Jesusland – House of Buggerin’ – Joe Pesci Tourette’s PSA – If I Only Had A Penis – Jake Daniel’s Pissin Whiskey – Down On My Knees – Lonesome Faggot – The Fun Stuff – Mr. Dickhead – Moe’s Leaving – Say It – Oh What A Dyke – Playing Bagpipes – Piss Boner – Poop Shootin’ Booty – Mister Moe Man – Tampax: A Perfect Fit – Wife Problem – Who’s Deck Is Bigger – Bush Bike Song – Wonder Jock – Things Kissenger Won’t Say – Make Me Doi – Thanks For The Memories


Some of the tracks are misspelled. If they are misspelled here it is because they were misspelled on the CDs. In some cases we corrected the misspellings, but in most cases we left the spelling as it appeared on the CD.